Dear Math Class

My math class is my more entertaining of the four classes that i have, and instead of taking notes this is what i did.

I wrote letters to the whole class.

I hope you enjoy.

Deargirl with white headband,

     You're quiet...I like you. Kudos <3

Dear Ol' girl,

     Are you from the Bronx? I love cho accent

Dear Ol' boy

     Leave my hag alone, me haces pasar un coraje con tus MAMADAS.

Dear girl i though was blonde,

     You clearly are not blonde, but you're cute.  Pseudo DATE! <3 <3 <3 I hope you're super bubbly.

Dear preppy white guy,

     Me gusta tu style... that's pretty much it, sorry.

Dear girl next to boy with glasses,

     You laugh at his lame joke, you lose coolness points.

Dear guy with glasses,

     Apparently your name is Francisco! Ira guey nomas estas guapo del lado...me hisiste triste cuando volteaste, cuz i was like "dayum!," then you turned around and you lost it. Sowwy!

Dear other white guy,

     Como que no! I know...I'm mean...this is why I'm single.

Dear dude that always wears beanies,

     Hijo de tu puta madre! Estas guapisimo desgraciado!!! Y mas con tu facial hair...ay me moje ="P

Dear actual blonde girl,

     Hey....?

Dear girl with big ears,

     You remind me of a fairy...now work your magic! <3

Dear dude with hat in back row,

     Aveces te me haces guapo, aveces no...its cuz you remind me of someone I use to fuck...is it you?

Dear girl with super lacio hair,

     Are we in business class together? Como que no me cais....sorry...

Dear dude with dreds next to me,

    Vete! quiero que mi novio se siente al lado de mi!

Dear Florentina,

    Omfg ur too much I'm about to pee my pants from laughing...ur fun <3 u!

Dear Cuzin,

     Ur so quiet...hmmmm....

Dear Drewbie,

     Ay drewbie, que hacer contigo, we should've kept you and gotten rid of liliya in business class. ur adorable <3 <3 <3!!!

Dear other dude with dreds,

     I'm sorry i don't take good notes, you coo...you pass judgement..........this time!

Dear thugish guy,

     Let's play...just cuz you're quiet and I'm curious what you're packin'.  Hey where's your yankee's hat? ="(

Dear girl in front of thugish guy,

     Gurl i though you were Mexican! You are clearly African-American and I'm clearly super blind, don't be shy and quiet, just let it out!

Dear girl in front by teacher,

     Hands off my man! Don't talk to him about the "Angry Birds" app don't ask him about his day...just fuck off or i'ma cut you! 

Thanx <3

Dear Treetrunk,

    How do I compare thee? Omfg tus arms <3 ="P~ , I would love to feel up and squeeze those thunderous thighs and don't even get me started with that ass! i just want to bend you over and eat you out till you moan and...........(to be continued in af-am fiction novel)

Dear Aaron, Erin, Aron...however you spell it

     OMG you're soooo cute! osea estas guapo tambien guey, we need to get you drunk para que te quite los pantalones because you're a giant dork therefore lo tienes enorme por default....si no we can still cuddle 

<3

Dear Adrian, 

     Stop writing, pay attention, and not only will you learn something maybe you'll pass lolz <3

Dear Dr. Sow

     Stop turning on Tina cuz then she giggles and you get us in trouble on your own sooooo turn off the awesome accent and stop being cool cuz I'm not supposed to like math. 

Thnx.

P.S. I hope you never read this.